The Dirigible of Pain is about to set sail again. All current staff and crew need to complete their preflight checklists prior to midnight before takeoff. For those who have not sailed with us before, you need to report to the infirmary and then to your assigned areas for orientation. I assure you that the implantation procedure is neccessary and nearly painless.

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