Hello underlings,
The Pain is currently sailing towards Los Angeles, California, in the effort to kidnap one Chris Miller, of The Secret Lair. He and I have needed to chat for some time now. If the capture is successful, I am sure the conversation will be an enlightening one. If the …

Ah, finally, some silence. It’s so good that you’ve settled down. Now we can talk like civilized people. Tea? Coffee? No? Very well. I need to let you know that I’ve hooked up the radio and the trans etherial wireless systems so that others can listen to our chat.
The Pain …

 

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The Dirigible of Pain is about to set sail again. All current staff and crew need to complete their preflight checklists prior to midnight before takeoff. For those who have not sailed with us before, you need to report to the infirmary and then to your assigned areas for orientation. …