Dirigible of Pain

Hello underlings,

The Pain is currently sailing towards Los Angeles, California, in the effort to kidnap one Chris Miller, of The Secret Lair. He and I have needed to chat for some time now. If the capture is successful, I am sure the conversation will be an enlightening one. If the capture is not successful, those involved in the capture will be dead from The Secret Lair’s defenses, or they will be, from their incompetence. If you are to be involved in the the capture, please report to deck C for implantation of remote devices and deployment.

I look forward to my chat with Mr. Miller, and I am sure you will to.

– Lord Vandermore

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Ah, finally, some silence. It’s so good that you’ve settled down. Now we can talk like civilized people. Tea? Coffee? No? Very well. I need to let you know that I’ve hooked up the radio and the trans etherial wireless systems so that others can listen to our chat.

The Pain is about ready for her maiden voyage, only a few things need buttoning up I am told. Once that happens, I will be able to get my experiments underway again, so in the future I may entertain you with members of the ship’s crew and other guests, some like yourself. At least until you give me the information that I require from you, then I will let you go. They will talk and ramble on about any number of things. I view my chats with you as a free forum. Mostly I and the others will talk about gaming, things we don’t put out on The Game Master Show. Things like board games, perhaps some actual play that we didn’t play there, but we aren’t going to restrict ourselves to that. We also enjoy books, and talk of current events. I’ll just leave you in anticipation for each session.

Casting off now, listen in, to the broadcasts of the Dirigible of Pain.

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The Secret Lair

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The Dirigible of Pain is about to set sail again. All current staff and crew need to complete their preflight checklists prior to midnight before takeoff. For those who have not sailed with us before, you need to report to the infirmary and then to your assigned areas for orientation. I assure you that the implantation procedure is neccessary and nearly painless.

For those groups that like to keep tabs on our comings and goings, you know who you are, this is your notification to subscribe to our audio and sometimes video feed. We will be giving out updates on a periodic basis, so tune in. If you want, we can provide implants for you that will automate this process.

Welcome to the Pain,

Vandermore

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